over the mountains of the moon, down the valley of shadow

I swear writing used to be easy. Like, I could sit down and write shit and be done. But now, I actually have to think things through and go "who the fuck even says that" and all that nonsense. It makes for better writing and I've been told I've improved since I started here. Not going to lie, I did improve. A lot. I didn't suck, I just got better. Anyway, that aside, I can't get my head to work properly.

Remember that time when all I ever wrote were dystopian/post-apocalyptic/angst/anythingbutfluff? I want it back. Now. I have this fic to get done before the 15th and nothing is going the way I want it to go. Also, Minho.

Fuck Choi Minho.

Not because I hate the guy or anything, because he's stupidly handsome and I kind of want to have my own one day. But, when you have Minho in a fic and there's the rest of shinee in it too, it's impossible for me to go "oh, okay, let's write minkey OR onho OR jongho." My brain kind of wants MINHO + EVERYONE INCLUDING THAT LAMPPOST.

So, this is me going to watch Jericho because SERIOUSLY I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY THAT SHOW WAS CANCELLED. It is, sincerely, the best post-apocalyptic show I have ever seen. I include The Walking Dead in that. Oh, oh, you know what? If I can't get my fic to work I am writing zombies.

THAT IS ALL.

Also, anyone know any good legends/myths that you could potentially write porn based off of? I'm in summerpornathon for the Merlin fandom and my brain hurts. Nothing Greek/Roman if it can be helped unless the Roman stuff is unique to Rome and is in no way part of Greece. Help?