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static_abyss ([personal profile] static_abyss) wrote2011-09-04 05:33 pm

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I should be doing my homework, but not yet because now I need to complain about this show I was watching. I'm on season 5 of Doctor Who by the way. I'll write about that soon, but this is about Torchwood. Alright, so in the wise words of my roommate MADE OF THE BEST FUCKING STUFF ON EARTH.

Ugh, I fucking love that show like you have no idea and I think everyone should go and see it. It is brilliant. It's a spin off of Dr. Who (which is extremely perfect in my opinion) and it's main character is a guy who can't die. If you watch Dr. Who you'll know why. Anyway, so Captain Jack Harkness is amazing. And I love him.

He is such a flirt and he makes me laugh and ew I love him. So, basic info. Torchwood is a secret organization that protects the Earth from hostile aliens. They have alien technology collected since the 1800s. So, Torchwood has five people: Gwen, Owen, Toshiko, Jack and Ianto (the love of my life.)

Right, so I love Ianto because he is so awkward and he says the best things and has the best facial expressions. Which just means he stands there looking the same no matter what he is doing and he is perfect okay. He's also Jack's boyfriend and Jack is a ho because he can't die and doesn't want to commit fully. So, I hate Jack (even though I don't.)

And UGH IT IS THE BEST SHOW EVER. I AM TELLING YOU. THE PLOT FOR EACH EPISODE. They are perfect. It's action that makes you think and humor. I love shows like Torchwood and Doctor Who. I think I actually like Torchwood better than I liked the seasons with the 10th Doctor. It is that good in my opinion anyway.

Right, so if you haven't watched Torchwood and want to then know there are spoilers in this. As in, I will now proceed to complain in specific detail about this show. And if you don't want spoilers then this is where you stop reading. If you don't care then by all means go ahead and read.








SPOILERS
I AM SERIOUS
IF YOU HAVEN'T
WATCHED THIS SHOW
THEN DON'T READ
ANYMORE
UNLESS
YOU
WANT
ME
TO
GIVE
AWAY
WHAT
HAPPENS
AT
THE
END
OF
SEASON
THREE.
I
WILL
DO
IT.




















THEY FUCKING KILLED IANTO.

I am going to cut a bitch >:| IANTO WAS MY FAVORITE AND THEY KILLED HIM. AND I AM NOT HAPPY. I AM NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IANTO WAS THE BEST THING EVER. I WATCHED FOR HIM. He had like five minutes of dialogue in a 50 minute episode and he was perfect. I mean I love the show and I will probably end up watching more, but later when I don't care as much that Ianto died. But, you know, I have every right to complain because Toshiko and Owen die. And I thought that was it, but NOOOOOOOO.

THEY. FUCKING. KILLED. IANTO.

And Jack is a bitch.

Seriously.

I hate Jack.

A lot.

Forever.

And Gwen is having a baby.

But, fuck that because IANTO IS DEAD.

AND JACK IS A BITCH >:|





This man should have never died.

That is all.

[identity profile] dillon45.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID!!!!! well almost everything. i dont think jack is a bitch. jack is a sexy peice of homosexual ass and i love the sexy scenes between ianto and jack (jack and ianto fo' lyfe! lol)

and as torchwood is a good show i dont really think it can compare to doctor who. even though its kind of one and the same. torchwood does though have some great story lines becuase the show is more dark and becasuee there are more people they can do more things with that (did you think it was weird that owen couldnt really die, or whatever it was that happened to him? cuz i did. he was like a zombie, he just didnt eat people.)

[identity profile] dillon45.livejournal.com 2011-09-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i still cant get over that you know kpop and doctor who/torchwood. blows my mind everytime i remember this. the collision of two worlds right here.

[identity profile] dillon45.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i know what you mean. it did break my heart that jack didnt want ianto in the same way. and i didnt like how the writers were still making us question whether jack and gwen were/had a thing or not (if i remember correctly) .after ianto died i think jack didnt want it to affect him more than it should since he was so scared of the feelings that surfaced (at least thats how i imagine it).

and you are right. owen didnt belong. after gwen and his affair went no where he didnt have a place.

why did everyone die anyhow? so they could go out with a bang?

XDDDD

[identity profile] xxhk27xx.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
you have just made me love this show. I saw your post on it and I thought "oh this looks like a nice show to get into"....
Finished the first season, put off school work, and spent a good deal crying over Ianto (I didn't read your spoilers, people like to comment on videos and give away endings it seems)
GAh you broke me.
But thanks anyways for torchwood. i will forever love this now lol

[identity profile] xxhk27xx.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant to say the least.
They should somehow resurrect him... they can do it!
and DAMMIT JACK! he was made 10x better by ianto.

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it depresses me about torchwood and its lack of good new writers *sigh*
BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE JACK+IANTO PAIR (even if one half is missing)

[identity profile] xxhk27xx.livejournal.com 2011-09-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
1st. Love your pic
2nd. Netflix on demand has redeemed itself for having the series on it.
3rd. Easily one of my top favorite shows now.
4th. DAMMIT RUSSELL! just dammit.
that is all.

[identity profile] xxhk27xx.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Amen!

[identity profile] xxhk27xx.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
just changed my facebook group name from "lee donghae get in my pants" to "IANTO JONES GET IN MY PANTS NOW!" what have you done to me.... its brilliant. hahaha

[identity profile] deemonic.livejournal.com 2011-09-08 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
=( Awww poor Ianto... he was my fave too. Why'd he have to die? -wipes tear-

SRSly though, can I friend you like now?!

P.S. This is me being totally random... o.0

[identity profile] deemonic.livejournal.com 2011-09-08 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody already did =)
I just got "inspired" by her fic (seriously, the images wouldn't leave my head), so I had to go and manip this. Hope she won't mind.. xD (That's a weird surprise.. when somebody randomly manips your characters.)

Wh00t!

[identity profile] deemonic.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
o.0 Now that I think of it.. I'm not exactly sure what is Kyu's position supposed to mean. -fail- looks pretty much like "I'm desperate for the bathroom, too bad the TARDIS isn't one..."

I wanna manip some more stuff now. I feel bad when my Photoshop feels neglected cause I don't open it for a long time.

[identity profile] deemonic.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... yeah... I knew that... uh huh... -dead- I know they have a wardrobe but nope, the TARDIS having a bathroom is all new for me (which should have been self-explanatory)

Heh.. I wonder where my inspiration went. This seems to be my only inspiration, which is kinda evil if you ask me. I'm thinking whether I should replace my Teuk icon with this or... it'd be too evil.

The Heck

[identity profile] deemonic.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I've watched everything up until the first 2 episodes of season 6... now I'm kind of on a break.
I... vaguely remember talks of a swimming pool.. not sure about anything else. I suppose they have everything else, of course. It's the TARDIS, after all.

Woah! Mmm... the problem with this picture is that you can say it's a beautiful girl... just not exactly who it is. I fail.
=/
Methinks I'll stick to the first one.
Is that an SNSD member?