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Princess
Title: Princess
Pairing: Hanchul, Kyumin, Zhou Ry, like super ninja Eunhae (props if you can spot it)
Genre: crack
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: Heechul wanted to be a Princess.
Note: This is for the lovely and ever awesome Chels, because she and I both know that Heechul secretly wants boobs ;)
A/N: OH. MY. SIWON. I don't...I can't...seriously, I don't even have an explanation for this. Okay, so there I was done with tests for this week and so I decided to post something, but then, I started talking to the ever awesome
neko_no_hi676 and she said something and I said something and then this happened. OMG, I don't have anything to say except, well, yeah...
“Once upon a time, in a faraway—”
“Yo, fairy godmother.” Heechul said waving his perfectly manicured hands in front of Shindong’s face. “I want to be a Princess.”
Shindong sighed rearranging his white wings and golden crown. He had picked this job because they told him it was going to be easy. They said he wouldn’t have to do much, just narrate pointlessly and grant wishes every now and then. They never told him he’d have to deal with Kim Heechul. This was probably all Kangin’s idea of a joke. He’d have to have a talk with him once he got away from Heechul.
“You can’t be a Princess.” Shindong tried to explain for the fifth time. “You’re a guy.”
“So? I want to be a Princess. And I want Hankyung here. Now.” Heechul said voice low. “Don’t make me repeat it again.”
“Wait.” Sungmin said appearing out of nowhere. “If he gets to be a Princess then I want to be one too”
“Ugh, why are you always copying what I want? Get more original. Next thing you know, you’ll be wanting to take Hankyung too.”
Sungmin pouted. “Why would I want Hankyung? I have Kyuhyun.”
“What? What are you trying to say? Hankyung isn’t good enough for you?” Heechul all but screeched.
Shindong clamped both hands over his ears. Seriously, what the hell had he ever done to end up here? He had to make sure to get down on his hands and knees and apologize to the fairy queen. If he had known that Leeteuk was so damn defensive about his food, he would have never taken that last piece of cake.
“Fine, you know what?” Heechul said. “Keep your stick on legs.”
“Did someone call me?” Zhou Mi asked getting out of his stylish Mercedez Benz.
“What the fuck?” Heechul and Sungmin said waiving in Zhou Mi’s direction.
“I had to ride a horse here.” Sungmin said.
Shindong shrugged. “He asked for a car. I gave it to him.”
“Then make me a Princess. Why the hell does he get a car, but I can’t be a stupid Princess. I said I want to be a Princess now!”
“And I want to be a Princess too.” Sungmin added. “And bring Kyuhyun here too. I want to see who looks better on a horse.”
“Like I said before.” Shindong said waving his wand as he spoke. “I can’t make you Princesses. You two are guys.”
There was a loud pop and suddenly both Kyuhyun and Hankyung were standing there. Kyuhyun had controller in his hands. When he looked up and saw where he was he sank to his knees, a devastated expression on his face.
“Why am I here?” he asked looking around. “What the fuck? Shindong? What are you doing wearing a tutu and what’s with the crown?”
“I am Super Junior’s fairy godmother. I am here—”
“Who cares why you’re here.” Kyuhyun said rushing over. “Tell me that my game was saved. Tell me that even if I’m here, you somehow managed to save my game. Tell me!”
Shindong winced. So that’s what he had forgotten.
“Uh…oh would you look at that, it’s Hankyung.” Shindong said waiving at a very confused Hankyung.
“I don’t even want to know.” Hankyung said shaking his head and straightening his shirt. “Just tell me what I have to do to get out of here and back to my bed.”
“Hannie!” Heechul yelled flinging himself at Hankyung who just managed to catch Heechul before he fell. “I was just telling his blessed fairy godmother or whatever that I want to be a Princess.”
“Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Heechul, Sungmin, Hankyung and Zhou Mi all turned to look at Kyuhyun. He was on his knees on the floor, clutching his controller to his chest.
“I was on the last level. I was almost done. I was so close to beating anchovies_love_fishies. So close.” Kyuhyun managed before he dissolved into a pile of tears.
“Aw, Kyuhyun.” Sungmin said coming over and putting an arm around the inconsolable male. “I know how to make it all better.”
Kyuhyun looked up. “You do?”
“Yes,” Sungmin said getting up and turning to Shindong.
Shindong chose to ignore the obvious look and turned back to Hankyung. The look on Hankyung’s face was like a warm bath to Shindong. It was clearly a what-the-fuck-is-wrong-here sort of look. It made Shindong happy to know that he wasn’t the only sane person there.
“Yo fairly godmonster or whatever you call yourself, get with the changing. I want to be a Princess.”
“I do too.” Sungmin said. “And I want to be prettier than Heechul.”
“Psh, fat chance.”
“Wait, Heechul, what do you mean Princess?” Hankyung asked looking down at his handful of Heechul.
Heechul just grinned.
“Wait!” Hankyung and Kyuhyun both yelled.
“Too late.” Shindong said waiving his wand.
“Oh and I want a bigger crown than yours.” Heechul called as he and Sungmin were both enveloped in a white light.
Hankyung yelped and jumped back letting go of Heechul and cradling his now red hands.
“Oh right sorry.” Shindong grinned. “I should have told you that it was going to get pretty hot.”
Hankyung glared while Kyuhyun laughed.
Seconds later, there before them appeared the most…beautiful (?) girl Kyuhyun had ever laid eyes on. Or well, more precisely it was Sungmin, but with a few…noticeable changes. Suffice to say, Kyuhyun was very pleased with the new…growth near Sungmin’s chest area.
“Oh yeah,” Kyuhyun said walking over to Sungmin who was wearing a pink ball gown. “I like. May Kyumin go public right now!”
Hankyung gaped open mouthed. He was afraid, very afraid to turn and look at Heechul. He took a deep breath and turned willing himself to be strong and brave. He gulped in what he hoped wasn’t his last lungful of air and there was…Heechul.
Hankyung about fell over with relief when he realized that it was still pretty much Heechul except of course he had longer hair and a red ball gown. So, basically it was Heechul who hadn’t cut his hair with what he usually wore on the weekends.
“Wait!” Heechul said looking down at himself. “My shoes don’t match with this.”
Shindong rolled his eyes and made it happen. “Okay there, happy? Can I go now?”
Heechul was ready to say yes when he caught sight of Sungmin. “Wait!”
“What now?” Shindong asked.
“Why don’t I have those?” Heechul said pointing at Sungmin’s…yeah…
“Because I said I wanted to be prettier than you. That’s why.” Sungmin said sticking out his…er…her tongue.
“No fair.” Heechul said turning back both hands on her hips. “I want boobs now!”
Shindong wanted to cry. Why? Seriously? Why? Of all the people in the world? Why him?
“Excuse me?” Hankyung said. “I need to go throw up now.”
Shindong watched him concerned. He knew this whole thing was going to get to someone eventually. He turned to look at Kyuhyun, but the maknae seemed to have forgotten all about his game, because there he was ogling Sungmin shamelessly. Shindong turned back to Hankyung and shook his head. One man’s trash…
“Hello, Mr. I-wish-I-was-Heechul. I said I want boobs.” Heechul said either oblivious or ignoring the fact that Hankyung was puking his brains out.
Shindong sighed. He made ready to wave his wand again when Henry popped out of nowhere. That was enough to bring Hankyung back from where he was.
“Henry?” Hankyung asked. “What are you doing here?”
Henry shrugged. He was holding his violin in one hand and a music sheet in the other.
“I was bored.” Zhou Mi said. “Everyone was ignoring me.”
Shindong rolled his eyes. He watched Zhou Mi go over and put an arm around Henry.
“Come on Henry.” Zhou Mi said pulling the younger boy along. “Let’s go for a ride.”
Henry was about to protest, something about school and practicing, but then his eyes fell on the car and he was sold. Shindong grinned. Of course, who could resist a good car?
“Okay, now back to me.” Heechul said. “I have the crown, now I want the boobs. So get with it.”
Shindong threw Hankyung an apologetic look. He waved his wand at the same time that Hankyung lunged forward.
“Nooooo!!!!!”
“No what?”
Hankyung looked around. He was in his bed. There was no Shindong with wings. There was no Kyuhyun and Sungmin. He looked down at Heechul in bed next to him. Then, before he knew what he was doing, he had stripped Heechul. Hankyung about cried with relief when he saw that everything was in order.
“Oh, you want to play?” Heechul asked, a lazy smirk on his face.
Hankyung didn’t even blink. He bolted from the bed and ran for Kyuhyun and Sungmin’s room. He didn’t even bother knocking, just ran in and fell on the floor relieved beyond anything because Sungmin and Kyuhyun were both naked and neither had grown any extra anything.
“What the fuck?” Kyuhyun asked detaching himself from Sungmin. “Hyung, get the hell out. We’re sort of busy.”
It was then that Hankyung realized what they were doing. He backed out of the room locking the door behind him. When he got back to his room, there was Heechul, naked and with both hands on his hips, looking thoroughly pissed off.
“You better have an explanation for this.”
That was how Hankyung found himself lying on Heechul’s lap while Heechul played with his hair, telling Heechul all about his dream. When he was done, Heechul looked down at him, a wicked smile on his lips.
“So, do I look good with boobs?”
Hankyung rolled over and proceeded to cry his eyes out.
A/N: Like I said before. I don't even know what to say. I can't explain this. I am at a loss for words. I'll just go over there in my corner and wait and see what happens. Oh gosh, the things one small conversation can do to you. XD
Pairing: Hanchul, Kyumin, Zhou Ry, like super ninja Eunhae (props if you can spot it)
Genre: crack
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: Heechul wanted to be a Princess.
Note: This is for the lovely and ever awesome Chels, because she and I both know that Heechul secretly wants boobs ;)
A/N: OH. MY. SIWON. I don't...I can't...seriously, I don't even have an explanation for this. Okay, so there I was done with tests for this week and so I decided to post something, but then, I started talking to the ever awesome
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“Once upon a time, in a faraway—”
“Yo, fairy godmother.” Heechul said waving his perfectly manicured hands in front of Shindong’s face. “I want to be a Princess.”
Shindong sighed rearranging his white wings and golden crown. He had picked this job because they told him it was going to be easy. They said he wouldn’t have to do much, just narrate pointlessly and grant wishes every now and then. They never told him he’d have to deal with Kim Heechul. This was probably all Kangin’s idea of a joke. He’d have to have a talk with him once he got away from Heechul.
“You can’t be a Princess.” Shindong tried to explain for the fifth time. “You’re a guy.”
“So? I want to be a Princess. And I want Hankyung here. Now.” Heechul said voice low. “Don’t make me repeat it again.”
“Wait.” Sungmin said appearing out of nowhere. “If he gets to be a Princess then I want to be one too”
“Ugh, why are you always copying what I want? Get more original. Next thing you know, you’ll be wanting to take Hankyung too.”
Sungmin pouted. “Why would I want Hankyung? I have Kyuhyun.”
“What? What are you trying to say? Hankyung isn’t good enough for you?” Heechul all but screeched.
Shindong clamped both hands over his ears. Seriously, what the hell had he ever done to end up here? He had to make sure to get down on his hands and knees and apologize to the fairy queen. If he had known that Leeteuk was so damn defensive about his food, he would have never taken that last piece of cake.
“Fine, you know what?” Heechul said. “Keep your stick on legs.”
“Did someone call me?” Zhou Mi asked getting out of his stylish Mercedez Benz.
“What the fuck?” Heechul and Sungmin said waiving in Zhou Mi’s direction.
“I had to ride a horse here.” Sungmin said.
Shindong shrugged. “He asked for a car. I gave it to him.”
“Then make me a Princess. Why the hell does he get a car, but I can’t be a stupid Princess. I said I want to be a Princess now!”
“And I want to be a Princess too.” Sungmin added. “And bring Kyuhyun here too. I want to see who looks better on a horse.”
“Like I said before.” Shindong said waving his wand as he spoke. “I can’t make you Princesses. You two are guys.”
There was a loud pop and suddenly both Kyuhyun and Hankyung were standing there. Kyuhyun had controller in his hands. When he looked up and saw where he was he sank to his knees, a devastated expression on his face.
“Why am I here?” he asked looking around. “What the fuck? Shindong? What are you doing wearing a tutu and what’s with the crown?”
“I am Super Junior’s fairy godmother. I am here—”
“Who cares why you’re here.” Kyuhyun said rushing over. “Tell me that my game was saved. Tell me that even if I’m here, you somehow managed to save my game. Tell me!”
Shindong winced. So that’s what he had forgotten.
“Uh…oh would you look at that, it’s Hankyung.” Shindong said waiving at a very confused Hankyung.
“I don’t even want to know.” Hankyung said shaking his head and straightening his shirt. “Just tell me what I have to do to get out of here and back to my bed.”
“Hannie!” Heechul yelled flinging himself at Hankyung who just managed to catch Heechul before he fell. “I was just telling his blessed fairy godmother or whatever that I want to be a Princess.”
“Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Heechul, Sungmin, Hankyung and Zhou Mi all turned to look at Kyuhyun. He was on his knees on the floor, clutching his controller to his chest.
“I was on the last level. I was almost done. I was so close to beating anchovies_love_fishies. So close.” Kyuhyun managed before he dissolved into a pile of tears.
“Aw, Kyuhyun.” Sungmin said coming over and putting an arm around the inconsolable male. “I know how to make it all better.”
Kyuhyun looked up. “You do?”
“Yes,” Sungmin said getting up and turning to Shindong.
Shindong chose to ignore the obvious look and turned back to Hankyung. The look on Hankyung’s face was like a warm bath to Shindong. It was clearly a what-the-fuck-is-wrong-here sort of look. It made Shindong happy to know that he wasn’t the only sane person there.
“Yo fairly godmonster or whatever you call yourself, get with the changing. I want to be a Princess.”
“I do too.” Sungmin said. “And I want to be prettier than Heechul.”
“Psh, fat chance.”
“Wait, Heechul, what do you mean Princess?” Hankyung asked looking down at his handful of Heechul.
Heechul just grinned.
“Wait!” Hankyung and Kyuhyun both yelled.
“Too late.” Shindong said waiving his wand.
“Oh and I want a bigger crown than yours.” Heechul called as he and Sungmin were both enveloped in a white light.
Hankyung yelped and jumped back letting go of Heechul and cradling his now red hands.
“Oh right sorry.” Shindong grinned. “I should have told you that it was going to get pretty hot.”
Hankyung glared while Kyuhyun laughed.
Seconds later, there before them appeared the most…beautiful (?) girl Kyuhyun had ever laid eyes on. Or well, more precisely it was Sungmin, but with a few…noticeable changes. Suffice to say, Kyuhyun was very pleased with the new…growth near Sungmin’s chest area.
“Oh yeah,” Kyuhyun said walking over to Sungmin who was wearing a pink ball gown. “I like. May Kyumin go public right now!”
Hankyung gaped open mouthed. He was afraid, very afraid to turn and look at Heechul. He took a deep breath and turned willing himself to be strong and brave. He gulped in what he hoped wasn’t his last lungful of air and there was…Heechul.
Hankyung about fell over with relief when he realized that it was still pretty much Heechul except of course he had longer hair and a red ball gown. So, basically it was Heechul who hadn’t cut his hair with what he usually wore on the weekends.
“Wait!” Heechul said looking down at himself. “My shoes don’t match with this.”
Shindong rolled his eyes and made it happen. “Okay there, happy? Can I go now?”
Heechul was ready to say yes when he caught sight of Sungmin. “Wait!”
“What now?” Shindong asked.
“Why don’t I have those?” Heechul said pointing at Sungmin’s…yeah…
“Because I said I wanted to be prettier than you. That’s why.” Sungmin said sticking out his…er…her tongue.
“No fair.” Heechul said turning back both hands on her hips. “I want boobs now!”
Shindong wanted to cry. Why? Seriously? Why? Of all the people in the world? Why him?
“Excuse me?” Hankyung said. “I need to go throw up now.”
Shindong watched him concerned. He knew this whole thing was going to get to someone eventually. He turned to look at Kyuhyun, but the maknae seemed to have forgotten all about his game, because there he was ogling Sungmin shamelessly. Shindong turned back to Hankyung and shook his head. One man’s trash…
“Hello, Mr. I-wish-I-was-Heechul. I said I want boobs.” Heechul said either oblivious or ignoring the fact that Hankyung was puking his brains out.
Shindong sighed. He made ready to wave his wand again when Henry popped out of nowhere. That was enough to bring Hankyung back from where he was.
“Henry?” Hankyung asked. “What are you doing here?”
Henry shrugged. He was holding his violin in one hand and a music sheet in the other.
“I was bored.” Zhou Mi said. “Everyone was ignoring me.”
Shindong rolled his eyes. He watched Zhou Mi go over and put an arm around Henry.
“Come on Henry.” Zhou Mi said pulling the younger boy along. “Let’s go for a ride.”
Henry was about to protest, something about school and practicing, but then his eyes fell on the car and he was sold. Shindong grinned. Of course, who could resist a good car?
“Okay, now back to me.” Heechul said. “I have the crown, now I want the boobs. So get with it.”
Shindong threw Hankyung an apologetic look. He waved his wand at the same time that Hankyung lunged forward.
“Nooooo!!!!!”
“No what?”
Hankyung looked around. He was in his bed. There was no Shindong with wings. There was no Kyuhyun and Sungmin. He looked down at Heechul in bed next to him. Then, before he knew what he was doing, he had stripped Heechul. Hankyung about cried with relief when he saw that everything was in order.
“Oh, you want to play?” Heechul asked, a lazy smirk on his face.
Hankyung didn’t even blink. He bolted from the bed and ran for Kyuhyun and Sungmin’s room. He didn’t even bother knocking, just ran in and fell on the floor relieved beyond anything because Sungmin and Kyuhyun were both naked and neither had grown any extra anything.
“What the fuck?” Kyuhyun asked detaching himself from Sungmin. “Hyung, get the hell out. We’re sort of busy.”
It was then that Hankyung realized what they were doing. He backed out of the room locking the door behind him. When he got back to his room, there was Heechul, naked and with both hands on his hips, looking thoroughly pissed off.
“You better have an explanation for this.”
That was how Hankyung found himself lying on Heechul’s lap while Heechul played with his hair, telling Heechul all about his dream. When he was done, Heechul looked down at him, a wicked smile on his lips.
“So, do I look good with boobs?”
Hankyung rolled over and proceeded to cry his eyes out.
A/N: Like I said before. I don't even know what to say. I can't explain this. I am at a loss for words. I'll just go over there in my corner and wait and see what happens. Oh gosh, the things one small conversation can do to you. XD
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OMG! YOU REALLY. REALLY MADE MY DAY!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I MEAN LIKE. OMG. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TALK COHERENTLY NOW!!! I'VE BEEN LIKE READING AND RE-READING IT OVER AND OVER!!!!
AH OMG! HEECHUL GO GET YOU BOOBS NOW!!!!!!! THEN HANNIE WILL KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING!!!!!
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I still can't believe I actually came up with this. There I was going on over my head about all of this and then I though "well would Hannie really want boobs?" And then this happened and omg Chels I don't even know.
I am so glad I made your day. =) lol psh coherent talk is soooooo last minute XD I hear incoherency is all the rage everywhere now. I am glad you like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to take Heechul to a place where they do that* (yeah I can't remember wha-- PLASTIC SURGEON!!!!!)
*runs to take Heechul to a plastic surgeon* (should have asked Sunny for the number)
Never mind how we're going to explain this later! =)
P.S I know where Singapore is! And it's not and island in Africa =)
P.S.S It's okay if Heechul never gets boobs because Hankyung likes them fun sized ;)
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INCOHERENT TALK! EVERYONE SHOULD START DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.s. YAY~~~~~ WHEN YOU COME OVER TO VISIT I'LL BRING YOU AROUND!!!! BUT BEFORE YOU DO, I SHALL WARN YOU. SINGAPORE'S BURNING HOT!!!!!! ^^
Pps. I bet Hannie would love it as long as it concern's HeeChul... I mean he puts up with her, I mean HIS bitch fits. That says A LOT. ^^
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I really put P.S.S at the end of that didn't I? *shakes head*
Wow am I out of it. =)
Well, I mean if she does deny it then we can always google it. I'm sure we can find someone. *goes over to google*
Is Singapore hotter than Vegas. It's 103 to 115 in the summer there. People dieeeeeeee!!!
I made it out alive though, but it's because I spent as much time as I could in the library with the air conditioner =) I like the cold better even if I freeze but yay!!!!!!!!!!! Singapore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD oh this reminds me about how one of my friends was telling me what would my parents do if I ever got a Heechul and brought him home to dinner and oh boy would it be BAD.
My dad and bro are total males. Just so sexist and even though I've tried to beat that out of them (it has worked for the most part) underneath it all they expect me to find a strong, tall, male (think Siwon) and if I bring Heechul...yeah....XD So that cracked me up =)
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HAHAHA~~~ OMG. Tell me about it.... My brother and dad DOES NOT LIKE SUJU COZ APPARENTLY THEY ARE SISSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! ROAR! HOW COULD THEY SAY THAT??!?!?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO LIKE GUY CODE OR WHATEVER SHIT THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!
Ah... Dear, if you bring HeeChul home... They'll be starstruck! ^^
Or they'll think you brought your best girl friend home~ ^^
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I know my father is very against Suju because they're all so pretty and not what he considers to be manly except for Siwon. He had no problem when he saw Siwon on my wall until I told him of course that he was in a boy band XD
My brother now that's a different story. He probably secretly wants to be as pretty as them. =) He loves being a pretty boy and taking care of himself. He's probably just jealous. XD
Men made their honor code so that they could break it. *Shakes head* the way their minds work. I can't even tell you.
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Ah let me tell you one thing. During GDA, my brother was looking over my shoulder.... and it was SNSD's performance... AND HE JUST STAYED THERE STARING AT THEM.
And even though he denies it...
I BET HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH THEM!!!! COZ HE SAID THAT HE LIKES JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well... It's more of a "Hey, that one isn't that bad" while pointing to her. THAT MEANS SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!!!
Ah... 16 years of living with my dad and bro... And I still don't understand it....
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Oh your poor dad and ahahaha that is so something my own ma would say. XD ahahaha oh boy. *dries tears of laughter* *apologizes to you dad*
D: Wait! OMG! You said...Siwon...body...*brain dies*
O.M.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO JDHFLSKJDHFJKDSHFJKDSHLKJFHSDLKJFHDSJKFHLSDJKHFSKJDHFKJSDHFKJSDHFJKSDHFJSHDFSJKDHFJSKD FSDJKHF SJDHFJDSHFJSDHFJKHDSAKJFHSDJHFDS SKDJHFJKSDHFJKSDHFKJSHDFJ DSFJKSDHFJKSHDFKJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I LOVE THE WAY HIS EYES LOOK WITH EYELINER AND I LOVE HOW HE SINGS AND I LOVE THAT HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH....
AND HE IS SUCH A CUTE DORK TOO TO TOP EVERYTHING OFF GEEEEEZZZZZUUUUZZZZ LET'S GO GET A SIWON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*caps off*
XD ahahaha oh boy my cousin caught me looking at SNSD's gee video once upon and time and oh man. I never saw my Itouch again after that...-_- You know that means something!!!!!!! That means everything!!! my cousin said (while pointing at Sunny) She's looks okay but then he went and watched U just cuz Sunny was in it so I guess more than ok
You're telling me. I have lived with them for 18 years. *shakes head* My mom has lived with them for 23 years. Yeah, she still doesn't understand them. =)
And now I'm off to class. See you Chels. Have fun and sleep well =)
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I WANT A SIWON AND DONGHAE FOR CHRISTMAS SANTA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wahahaha~ Your cousin must have been string at her boobs~~~~ ^^
Ah, have fun in school~
Nights~~~~^^
Ps. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep after I've just spazzed.... oh well! I'll count fishes~~~~
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CHOI SIWON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE DIMPLES!!!!!!! I AM A SUCKER FOR THOSE LOVELY DIMPLES THAT ARE SUPER AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
o: omg that glare!!!!!!! O: he can come and be touchy with me!!!!!!!!!! he is so kjdhflkjjflhds lhflkjdshlkjfhdslkjhfkjldshflkjhwelurhfkjdshf dhsjkfhdkslj hflkjdhsflkjhsdufheuyrewjsdkfnjkhds fhsdljkhfldshf ilewdali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol he probably was -_-
Thanks and lookie me got a new layout =)
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AND NEW LAYOUT~~~~ GIRL IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!!
OMG. OMG. I NEEDA TELL Y'ALL THIZZ MY BIRTHDAY'S TWO DAYS BEFORE YOURS!!!! ^^
WOOHOO TO OCTOBER BABYZZZZZZ~~~~
AH. Gosh. I have no idea how I keep spazzing so much with you... It's 5:21am here and I haven't slept... When I get wrinkles early I'm gonna poke fandom in it's eye... ^^
Ps. My bro and I are abusing the fact that our parents aren't in the country~~~~ (Just that I'm surrendering sooner... Bro's still on A date with WarCraft.)
Pps. It sucks that my folks get to go to London and I'm stuck here!!! WELL AT LEAST I HAVE KYUMIN AND HANCHUL AND EUNHAE WITH ME!!!!!!!! AND YOU!!!! I LOVE CHU ANA~~~~~~~~
Ppps. I'm sorry if anything I've typed doesn't make sense... I think I'm brain dead now~~~ *pouts*
Random note: I THINK I SHOULD GET MY BROTHER STARCAFT THIS CHRISTMAS AND THEN I MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHY KYU CAN SPEND HIS TIME GAMING WHEN MINNIE'S WAITING FOR HIM IN HIS PINK BALL GOWN AND NEWLY FOUND BOOBS!!!!!!!!!
Nights dear~ Have a nice Saturday evening (?)~~~~~~~ ^^
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*sneaks Siwon into my closet*
Hanchul can keep each other busy. =) And wahhhhhhhhhh????????? You are up at 5 am??? Oh noooooooo! Go to sleep. And I will go and poke fandom with you and college too. I used to be in bed by 10pm and now look at me. I go to sleep at 2am usually and get up at 8am or earlier unless it's the weekend then I go to bed at 4am and wake up at 12pm or 1pm. XD OH boy, I threw off my sleeping patterns didn't I?
Oh really?????? October 24????? YAY FOR OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooohhooooooooo!!!!!!!
O: Warcraft? Never heard of it. I is a hermit. I know nothing of the outside world mostly because my family is Mexican and even though I was born here I learned to read and write and speak Spanish first so all the shows and games ans things i know are mostly Spanish things. But I'm guessing warcraft is a game sort of like...oh wait World of Warcraft! Oh then I know lol
I have failed epically =) Yay!!!
Oh my goshers you're all alone no parents...oh wait I am too, but it's cuz im in college. And me too!! Take me to London with you!!!!!!!!!!!! And don't worry it makes sense. A lot of sense. As much sense as I make =) So lots of it!!!!!!!!!!
lmaooooooooooooooo hahahahahahahaaaa ph wows yes do get it for him and you will see. Games can and are addicting. My brother has a resident evil game and he spent hours on it HOURS and I spent hours just watching him play. Can you believe that? Hours watching him play. We didn't eat, breathe or sleep until my mom yelled at us to go to bed. HOURS AND ALL I DID WAS WATCH. Imagine if I had been playing. *shakes head* Games.
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YES! I WAS UP TILL 5AM!! OMG! YOU WAKE UP SO EARLY!!!! WHEN I DON'T NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL I WAKE UP AT LIKE 2PM! WHICH IS LIKE NOW!!!! AND YES! YES! WE'RE OCTOBER BABEHZZZZZ!!!!!!
MY GOSH!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN SPANISH! THE ONLY LANGUAGES I KNOW ARE ENGLISH AND CHINESE!!!!! HAHA~ I WANNA FLY TO LONDON RIGHT NOW!!!! AND I'LL FIT YOU IN MY LUGGAGE! ANA! ARE YOU FLEXIBLE?!?!?!
I get what you mean about games! I remember being 5 and my bro 6, and I was sitting next to him watching him playing... Might and Magic... Or something like that... And I would just sit there and stare at him play... Ah... The good old days. And my brother would explain to me about this and that. And killing this and that.... Ah. Nostalgia~
Wells I think it's nights to you~
I'm off to do more fandom now!!!!
NIGHTS ANA! MUACKS!
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lol I woke up at 2pm today because my mother called me at 6am asking me questions that I couldn't answer. I went back to sleep at 7am and didn't wake up until 2pm. And now I do not feel like going to sleep. I know Spanish, French and English, but I want to learn Chinese. Except that there are no classes here offering beginner's level until next year and I don't think I can take them anyway because I have no room in my schedule =(
*runs to get Sungmin*
If you give me five minutes Sungmin here will teach me how to be flexible. And if not I mean it is London so I will learn~!!! =)
Aw your brother is only a year older than you <3 My brother is five years older than me and my sister is 3 years younger than me and the one brother who is only 2 years older than me lives in Mexico so I never see him. But, I have millions of cousins so it's okay. =)
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Chinese is not so easy... But if you put in effort it'll be a breeze... And girl! What are you talking about looking for lessons?!?!? GO KIDNAP GENG AND GET HIM TO TEACH YOU!!!!!
Haha... You sure you wanna ask Minnie to teach you? I can see Kyu burning holes through your head now... Oh. Wow. Scary!Kyu is... *glups* yeah...
Aww... You have so many siblings... In my family it's only my brother and me... Ah~ Don't worry~ Your roomie, cousins and I shall keep you company~~~
Aigoo... You should really sleep soon~ Drink hot chocolate!
In the meantime, enjoy your movie!!!!! ^^
Ps. Get flexible soon!
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OMG! HOW COME I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!!!!????
*packs bags and proceeds to take plane to China*
If next time you come on LJ there are posts about how Heechul kidnapped Han Geng it wasn't Heechul, it was me.
lol Oh no! *lets go of Sungmin and glomps Kyu*
Teach me math Kyu!!!!!!!!! I have a maths final next next Tuesday. Teach me oh great master game!Kyu!!!!!
lol hot chocolate...I'll have to make some for Kibum who is in my closet. Oh wait, I sent him back to Korea already right? Well, when he comes back to America I'll just make room in my closet. Right now I think I have Kangin in there. Maybe I should make hot chocolate for him too...
Oh boy I'm tired but we haven't even seen the movie yet. *sigh*
Let me go find me a Han Geng!
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Urm... Ana... Ana dear... Let go of Kyu now ok? Minnie's... Minnie's jealous now... And... He... Well... He knows how to kick some serious butt... We'll leave KyuMin to themselves now~
Ana... You're in so much trouble... Wait till I tell Teukie you have Kangin...
Hmmm... Imma go visit your closet one day.... YOU STORE ALL THE MIA MEMBERS THERE!!!!!!
Have fun going to China and Korea~
Sleep well dear~ Love ya~ ♡
Imma give youz a clouds~ ☁
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Ohh look I got a cloud. Does that mean you're giving me a Yesung? *smiles all innocent*
And fineeee! I'll let go of Kyu. *pouts* fine Kyumin can go and have fun themselves. I'll just go get Hanchul and Heechul can sit and learn Chinese with me...yeah I know that's not going to work but as long as they don't kick me out I can wait until they're done =)
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Haha HanChul would be busy sucking each other's face off to teach you Chinese... Oh wells. At least you get to see some action up front... REMEMBER TO TAKE PICTURES FOR ME~~~~~~~~~
YOU UPDATED IT'S HIGH SCHOOL!!!! IMMA GO READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!