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static_abyss) wrote2017-04-17 11:28 am
static_abyss) wrote2017-04-17 11:28 am
gamer? more like GAYmer, am i right?
as a reintroduction to my life on a blog like platform like this one, i would like to share the following anecdote.
FADE IN:
INT. SUNDAY, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Two futons lie on opposite ends of the living room, a coffee table between them, and a large TV opposite. The floor is littered with papers, shoes, old wrappers, used cups. The space is messy and cluttered. The light from the TV illuminates the 2 people in the room.
R, eldest of 4, late 20's, lies across the black futon closest to the windows.
A, eldest daughter, politically given eldest child privileges by parents, early 20's, sits in between the two futons.
A
Can I have the Wii?
R
Why?
A
Because I want to play games. Because I'm a gamer.
R, excitedly.
Gamer? More like GAYmer, am I right? Right? Because you're gay? Are you gay?
A, through nervous gay laughter
I said gamer.
FADE OUT.
And so, that was my Sunday night. I have never felt so called out in my entire gay existence. And my brother doesn't even know I'm gay.
Anyway, welcome to my dreamwidth.
FADE IN:
INT. SUNDAY, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Two futons lie on opposite ends of the living room, a coffee table between them, and a large TV opposite. The floor is littered with papers, shoes, old wrappers, used cups. The space is messy and cluttered. The light from the TV illuminates the 2 people in the room.
R, eldest of 4, late 20's, lies across the black futon closest to the windows.
A, eldest daughter, politically given eldest child privileges by parents, early 20's, sits in between the two futons.
Can I have the Wii?
R
Why?
A
Because I want to play games. Because I'm a gamer.
R, excitedly.
Gamer? More like GAYmer, am I right? Right? Because you're gay? Are you gay?
A, through nervous gay laughter
I said gamer.
FADE OUT.
And so, that was my Sunday night. I have never felt so called out in my entire gay existence. And my brother doesn't even know I'm gay.
Anyway, welcome to my dreamwidth.
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