static_abyss | There was that one time...

I'm sadddddddddd :) (see i think this proves I am completely insane)

This post was supposed to be a pimp/rec post of all these amazing wonderful fics that EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE should read. They are perfect and wonderful, but i need to gather my links first. So, this turned out to be more of a me talking too much post again.

I have done nothing productive in the last few hours I was awake. I want to write and I have been working on a million things at once. I have qmi sort of ready to post. It's long and it's my first chaptered qmi. And because I am biased I went ahead and added shihan. Then, I have Harry/Draco. And Dumbledore/Grindelwald. And hanchul and shimin and more fics.

UGH.

Okay, basically, what I am saying here is that I can't write. I'm all :| so I thought that maybe I just need some inspiration or something to get rid of this weird writer's block thing.

HELPPPPPPPPP.

/complains

I am so annoying :)

So, anyway, if you want to help me please do. I am willing to do drabbles for the first ten people who comment. Leave me a prompt pleaseeeeeeee and a pairing and I will go off and write them. I will write anything. ANYTHING from any fandom.

Thanks guys :)

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Oh I have half a million stories I want you to write, mostly because I can't write them myself.
I want Hannie/Lady HeeHee smut, gimme gimme gimme.
Hannie is some stressed out office worker who fails at relationships because he works too much but as a man, he has Needs. And so he goes to some strip club/gay bar place and Heehee's there, performing and teasing him and then it develops from there into some kind of sexiness. And then I will love you forever.

Either that or you can write this shitty Sihan for me so I can ignore its existence and be happy forever more.
Or you can write me/CL xD But that would be odd.

ahhhh I love this idea... why do I just love everyone else's ideas instead of making my own? oh, because your idea is brilliant and I want her to write a chaptered fic of it... can we vote? because I really want this idea-the hannie/lady heehee one, not the shihan one :/

do it. do itttttttt. i love all the ideas. let's just love them together.

Ahaha I really don't like Sihan (but I'm writing it... what is wrong with my brain *sobs*) so you have my backing 100% on that front xD
I myself would like to make a chaptered fic of it, tbh, but I can't do any of my ideas justice ;___; SO I hand it over xD

dgfhdsjkfajsh ew would you believe me if i said i was already planning a whole thing to it and possibly had the intro done. omg

Yay, you have done me proud, oh shiny one.
I shall sing to you.

No I can't stop thinkin' bouchu gurrrrrrr~ korean words blah blah blah~

that's the issue I have too. I have about...ten fics I'm working on but am not confident in posting :/ I love reading static_abyss' and ink_river's stuff because their fic are always so amazing <3

We are our own worst enemies, unfortunately.
So do I, but then amazing fic always makes me feel worse about the things I write xD Ah, c'est la vie...

ugh, how do you know where to poke to make me want to write you ridiculously long, detailed, smut when i said drabble. i think you win and this is going to be the first thing i write.

also give meeeeee the shihan. where is it? write it or let me write it. i want to D:

oh god. I want me and Minji and CL and just them in general.

... because I know you well, despite not knowing you that well. Mwahahaha. And I want it long xD I ignored your drabble request deliberately. Of course I win. You can't resist the Heehee.

It's in my brain. And it's going to be long and stupid. I have the beginning of the story, which isn't very Sihan-esque thus far, admittedly :/

The boy fell without too much trouble, broken nose dripping with blood, the once appealing and delicate shape deformed and ugly under all that mess. He whimpered, holding his face and staring up at the muscular kid towering over him, who was cracking his knuckles, thick eyebrows furrowed as he glared down at the boy that he had punched.

He made to reach down to pull him up again and the scrawny kid squeaked in fright. There was a low chuckle from behind his assailant.

“Let him go, Siwon,” a voice said, low and smooth, full of humour. “I think he’s learnt his lesson.”

“Definitely,” another voice said, not quite as deep as the previous one, but rougher and more sarcastic. “He won’t be fucking around anymore. Let him go, so he can tell his pathetic little friends all about his experience.”

The muscular boy sighed, looking quite disappointed, but stepped back and nodded at the thin boy still strewn on the floor. He watched as the kid jumped to his feet and ran out of the small, vandalised classroom. He turned around and laughed a little at the sight that met him, shaking his head as he pocketed the little bundle of money he’d managed to get off his victim.

“What you laughing at?” The eldest boy said, the corner of his mouth curving up into a smirk. The other one smirked as well, straightening his black leather jacket. “Don’t like our new style, eh?”

“You two are growing more and more alike each day,” Siwon smiled fondly, ruffling their light brown hair, laughing when they protested.

“We’re family now,” the eldest defended, grinning, his large brown eyes sparkling brightly in the dimly lit room. The other boy nodded, presenting a third leather jacket and holding it up for Siwon to take, smiling softly.

“Family,” the black haired boy repeated softly, smiling back at them, taking the jacket and smelling the leather, before slipping it over his high school jumper. It fit perfectly and comfortably and somehow, it made him feel like he belonged somewhere for the first time in his life.

See? I am currently incapable of writing anything decent.

2ne1 orgy? Sounds good to me.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL LJ.

FUCK.

I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT THIS IS PERFECT. AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT YOU CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING DECENT? this is beyond decent. this is perfection.

Blame Frank the Goat :/

Oh you lie to me, you bad girl. In what universe is it perfect? :/ it's shite.
I might write more at some point but I'd rather try to write hanchul xD

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