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static_abyss) wrote2011-01-30 09:59 pm
static_abyss) wrote2011-01-30 09:59 pm
A List of Things
Title: A List of Things
Pairing: Kyumin, Eunhae, Hanchul, mentions of Zhou Mi and Siwon, also ninja!MiMin
Genre: humor, fluff
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: There are a few things that Kyuhyun hates more than anything in the world. (a collection of drabbles)
Note: This is for my bb![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
chu_loves_hyuk because she is just awesome and full of win <3
A/N: So, hey there. I have been writing a lot of this angsty nonsense and today I happened to stumble across the cutest fic ever by my bbchu_loves_hyuk and I remembered how much I missed writing something that wasn't angst so I went and wrote a fic. This is for you sweetheart because I love you and I had to make it Kyumin and Eunhae just for you. I added the Hanchul because you know me...=)
A List of Things by Cho Kyuhyun
There are a few things that Kyuhyun hates more than anything in the world…a few…
1. He hates it when he is on the last level of StarCraft, so close to beating his game and Heechul just has to barge in yelling about how he is sexually deprived because Hankyung’s in China. (In Kyuhyun’s opinion a little time apart won’t hurt them and he’s actually getting some decent sleep now that he doesn’t have to wake up to their noise at night)
2. Losing at StarCraft. (But, this will never happen so it’s okay.)
3. Zhou Mi’s smiling face in the morning because what part of “I’m not a morning person” does Zhou Mi not get.
4. Loud fan girls because no matter how hard they yell he is not going to kiss Sungmin on stage…that’s for later.
5. Siwon. (He is way too touchy not to mention he gets way too comfortable with Sungmin)
6. Lee Eunhyuk because he just doesn’t know when to keep his hands to himself. (And no, it doesn’t matter that it’s usually Sungmin doing the touching because Eunhyuk is asking for it and Sungmin wouldn’t do it if Eunhyuk were less of a slut)
Why Cho Kyuhyun makes a good point (even though he doesn’t) by Lee Sungmin
1. Heechul can be pretty loud and especially annoying when you are playing StarCraft. (Sungmin doesn’t mind and would probably invite Heechul over more often because one: Hankyung is far away and Heechul needs comfort and two: when Heechul interrupts Kyuhyun he starts paying attention to Sungmin who’s been sitting in the room probably bored out of his mind. So, thank you Heechul)
2. Losing is never good =( (But, losing is fun because when Kyuhyun loses Sungmin is always there to make him feel…better/good/horny etc…=D)
3. Zhou Mi can be pretty annoying if you are in a bad mood :/ (This here is a complete and total lie because Sungmin loves Zhou Mi’s smile and wouldn’t mind waking up to that every morning but he is not allowed to say because Kyuhyun would kill him)
4. Yes, fan girls are loud. (But, it’s okay because Kyuhyun loves doing what they ask him to do in the privacy of their bedroom, so Sungmin loves the fan girls and wouldn’t mind if they yelled out “cover him in chocolate and lick him clean” once in a while)
5. Siwon is very touchy, yes. (But Siwon is also hot…enough said)
6. If Eunhyuk were less of a slut then Sungmin wouldn’t want to touch him so much (This is a blatant lie and Eunhyuk is aware of this because Sungmin does this to rile Kyuhyun. It pays off later once they’re alone)
Why Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun: a response to Kyuhyun’s stupidity
1. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because he is stupid and doesn’t understand what the word friendship means. (Sungmin is out of your league anyway)
2. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because he can’t keep his smiling face or hands to himself. (Seriously GTFoff Donghae)
3. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because he is the most insensitive person in the world. (Heechul can miss Hankyung all he wants and you should be helping him not being a *insert not-nice word here*)
4. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because Cho Kyuhyun can’t take a hint. (Seriously GTFoff Donghae and what part of “we’re busy” do you not get?)
5. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because Cho Kyuhyun is depriving him sexually. (Again what part of “we’re busy" do you not get math nerd?)
6. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because Cho Kyuhyun is not only making Sungmin suffer, but he’s also pushing it on the whole spending time with Donghae thing. (Kyuhyun if you so much as breathe in the direction of Donghae I am going to smash your keyboard and make sure that neither you nor Donghae can ever play StarCraft again. And you might want to stop being such a prick and pay attention to Sungmin.)
7. The number one reason why Eunhyuk hates Kyuhyun is because Kyuhyun is plain stupid for a math nerd. (The more time you spend with Donghae, the less you spend with Sungmin genius and I hope that Siwon takes him away from you, moron. Oh and as a side note: GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. DONGHAE.)
Why Eunhyuk shouldn’t worry by Lee Donghae
1. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
2. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
3. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
4. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
5. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
6. Oh, and because Donghae loves Eunhyuk. (But he wouldn’t mind if Eunhyuk let him play StarCraft because he really, really, needs to beat Kyuhyun)
Why Super Junior has gone crazy by Kim Heechul and Hankyung (who isn’t here at the moment but agrees with everything Heechul says even though he doesn’t, but it’s too bad because if he hadn’t gone to China he would have been here to argue his point, so there)
1. The members of Super Junior (i.e. Kyuhyun, Eunhyuk, Donghae and Sungmin) are going crazy themselves therefore by association the group is also going crazy (except for Kim Heechul because he is Kim Heechul)
2. Sungmin is with Kyuhyun. (This is a problem because Kyuhyun is not Hankyung, but since Hankyung would never be with Sungmin it’s too bad for Sungmin. Siwon is hotter than Kyuhyun, however, and Sungmin should be with him)
3. Kyuhyun is with Sungmin. (This is a problem because Sungmin is not Kim Heechul, but since Kim Heechul would never be with Kyuhyun because Kyuhyun is not Hankyung, Kyuhyun should just go and marry StarCraft)
4. Eunhyuk is with Donghae. (This is a problem because those two are way too cute together and that should be illegal)
5. Donghae is with Eunhyuk. (Again, they are too cute together)
Lee Eunhyuk, Donghae, Sungmin and Cho Kyuhyun’s response to Kim Heechul’srambling nonsense intelligent advice
1.LEAVE US ALONE! Thank you hyung, your advice is much appreciated.
A/N: *does victory dance* I wrote something nice and fluffy and not angst! I didn't write angst! \o/ *goes back to work on the angst fics she has piled up* I love you all <3
Pairing: Kyumin, Eunhae, Hanchul, mentions of Zhou Mi and Siwon, also ninja!MiMin
Genre: humor, fluff
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: There are a few things that Kyuhyun hates more than anything in the world. (a collection of drabbles)
Note: This is for my bb
chu_loves_hyuk because she is just awesome and full of win <3A/N: So, hey there. I have been writing a lot of this angsty nonsense and today I happened to stumble across the cutest fic ever by my bb
chu_loves_hyuk and I remembered how much I missed writing something that wasn't angst so I went and wrote a fic. This is for you sweetheart because I love you and I had to make it Kyumin and Eunhae just for you. I added the Hanchul because you know me...=)A List of Things by Cho Kyuhyun
There are a few things that Kyuhyun hates more than anything in the world…a few…
1. He hates it when he is on the last level of StarCraft, so close to beating his game and Heechul just has to barge in yelling about how he is sexually deprived because Hankyung’s in China. (In Kyuhyun’s opinion a little time apart won’t hurt them and he’s actually getting some decent sleep now that he doesn’t have to wake up to their noise at night)
2. Losing at StarCraft. (But, this will never happen so it’s okay.)
3. Zhou Mi’s smiling face in the morning because what part of “I’m not a morning person” does Zhou Mi not get.
4. Loud fan girls because no matter how hard they yell he is not going to kiss Sungmin on stage…that’s for later.
5. Siwon. (He is way too touchy not to mention he gets way too comfortable with Sungmin)
6. Lee Eunhyuk because he just doesn’t know when to keep his hands to himself. (And no, it doesn’t matter that it’s usually Sungmin doing the touching because Eunhyuk is asking for it and Sungmin wouldn’t do it if Eunhyuk were less of a slut)
Why Cho Kyuhyun makes a good point (even though he doesn’t) by Lee Sungmin
1. Heechul can be pretty loud and especially annoying when you are playing StarCraft. (Sungmin doesn’t mind and would probably invite Heechul over more often because one: Hankyung is far away and Heechul needs comfort and two: when Heechul interrupts Kyuhyun he starts paying attention to Sungmin who’s been sitting in the room probably bored out of his mind. So, thank you Heechul)
2. Losing is never good =( (But, losing is fun because when Kyuhyun loses Sungmin is always there to make him feel…better/good/horny etc…=D)
3. Zhou Mi can be pretty annoying if you are in a bad mood :/ (This here is a complete and total lie because Sungmin loves Zhou Mi’s smile and wouldn’t mind waking up to that every morning but he is not allowed to say because Kyuhyun would kill him)
4. Yes, fan girls are loud. (But, it’s okay because Kyuhyun loves doing what they ask him to do in the privacy of their bedroom, so Sungmin loves the fan girls and wouldn’t mind if they yelled out “cover him in chocolate and lick him clean” once in a while)
5. Siwon is very touchy, yes. (But Siwon is also hot…enough said)
6. If Eunhyuk were less of a slut then Sungmin wouldn’t want to touch him so much (This is a blatant lie and Eunhyuk is aware of this because Sungmin does this to rile Kyuhyun. It pays off later once they’re alone)
Why Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun: a response to Kyuhyun’s stupidity
1. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because he is stupid and doesn’t understand what the word friendship means. (Sungmin is out of your league anyway)
2. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because he can’t keep his smiling face or hands to himself. (Seriously GTFoff Donghae)
3. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because he is the most insensitive person in the world. (Heechul can miss Hankyung all he wants and you should be helping him not being a *insert not-nice word here*)
4. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because Cho Kyuhyun can’t take a hint. (Seriously GTFoff Donghae and what part of “we’re busy” do you not get?)
5. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because Cho Kyuhyun is depriving him sexually. (Again what part of “we’re busy" do you not get math nerd?)
6. Lee Eunhyuk hates Cho Kyuhyun because Cho Kyuhyun is not only making Sungmin suffer, but he’s also pushing it on the whole spending time with Donghae thing. (Kyuhyun if you so much as breathe in the direction of Donghae I am going to smash your keyboard and make sure that neither you nor Donghae can ever play StarCraft again. And you might want to stop being such a prick and pay attention to Sungmin.)
7. The number one reason why Eunhyuk hates Kyuhyun is because Kyuhyun is plain stupid for a math nerd. (The more time you spend with Donghae, the less you spend with Sungmin genius and I hope that Siwon takes him away from you, moron. Oh and as a side note: GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. DONGHAE.)
Why Eunhyuk shouldn’t worry by Lee Donghae
1. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
2. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
3. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
4. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
5. Donghae loves Eunhyuk.
6. Oh, and because Donghae loves Eunhyuk. (But he wouldn’t mind if Eunhyuk let him play StarCraft because he really, really, needs to beat Kyuhyun)
Why Super Junior has gone crazy by Kim Heechul and Hankyung (who isn’t here at the moment but agrees with everything Heechul says even though he doesn’t, but it’s too bad because if he hadn’t gone to China he would have been here to argue his point, so there)
1. The members of Super Junior (i.e. Kyuhyun, Eunhyuk, Donghae and Sungmin) are going crazy themselves therefore by association the group is also going crazy (except for Kim Heechul because he is Kim Heechul)
2. Sungmin is with Kyuhyun. (This is a problem because Kyuhyun is not Hankyung, but since Hankyung would never be with Sungmin it’s too bad for Sungmin. Siwon is hotter than Kyuhyun, however, and Sungmin should be with him)
3. Kyuhyun is with Sungmin. (This is a problem because Sungmin is not Kim Heechul, but since Kim Heechul would never be with Kyuhyun because Kyuhyun is not Hankyung, Kyuhyun should just go and marry StarCraft)
4. Eunhyuk is with Donghae. (This is a problem because those two are way too cute together and that should be illegal)
5. Donghae is with Eunhyuk. (Again, they are too cute together)
Lee Eunhyuk, Donghae, Sungmin and Cho Kyuhyun’s response to Kim Heechul’s
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A/N: *does victory dance* I wrote something nice and fluffy and not angst! I didn't write angst! \o/ *goes back to work on the angst fics she has piled up* I love you all <3
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