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static_abyss ([personal profile] static_abyss) wrote2010-12-17 10:43 pm
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Shower

Title: Shower
Pairing: Sihan
Genre: romance, smut
Rating: R
Summary: They were hungry and neither wanted to pay for food. What better way to decide who had to pay than a competition. Last one out of the shower buys...if only it were that simple.
Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] shihan_ai and [livejournal.com profile] lv_brat because I broke their Sihan hearts and I hope this makes up for it.

A/N: So, uh...I realized that I love breaking the promises I make. I mean seriously, look at me. I said I wasn't going to post until December 21st and look at me here posting before December 21st, but seriously, I think that this whole not posting thing was my way to push some one shots in. Look at all of them. Anyway, this is for [livejournal.com profile] shihan_ai and [livejournal.com profile] lv_brat because I messed with Sihan and I love Sihan and I want to write Sihan and I hope you guys like it =) Now, I am off to finish that Kyuhan I promised to finish and uh...it has Sichul *face palms* What happened to me? *walks away*

Siwon has to be the most oblivious, thick headed male on planet Earth Hankyung decides. There is no other way to explain why after Hankyung practically offers him free sex Siwon just laughs. Laughs! Actually dares to laugh.

Well, okay, taking things back. Hankyung didn’t exactly offer outright sex. He sort of hinted heavily that that was where he wanted things to end. And excuse him if he didn’t make himself clear, but he assumed since they are in China, Siwon would have a better understanding of Mandarin. Even Kyuhyun who switches back to Korean more often than Zhou Mi flails over Henry understands what he says.

“Siwon.” Hankyung sighs trying once more. “Let me make this clear so that you get it.”

“Alright hyung.” Siwon says siting down on the bed they’re sharing and looking for all the world like the most clueless little boy Hankyung has ever seen.

He curses mentally because he knows that if he said anything out loud Siwon would say something and he doesn’t think he has enough control. Because he knows if he were to hear Siwon say anything in that stern voice he uses when he’s telling them off, then he would have to shut Siwon up and the only thing his head can come up with at the moment is kissing Siwon senseless. That would shut the other up wouldn’t it?

“Okay Siwon.” Hankyung says running his hand through his hair. “Here’s the thing. I’m hungry. You’re hungry. Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, Henry and Donghae have Ryeowook and we don’t. I don’t want to pay and you don’t want to pay, so what we’re going to do is this. We’re getting into that shower.”

Hankyung stops and takes Siwon over to the bathroom. He makes sure Siwon has a good look at the bathroom, makes sure that Siwon sees that there is only one shower and then takes him back into the bedroom.

“Okay, so we’re going to shower and whoever gets out first pays for food and beer. I want beer. Do you want beer?”

“But, hyung.” Siwon says. “How are we going to tell who wins?”

If I snap before we even get into that shower then you win. Hankyung thinks. If I can get you into bed wet and naked then we both win.

Hankyung sighs. “Whoever gets done first, but no cheating. You have to be clean, scrubbed down, soap gone, everything.”

“Okay.” Siwon says getting up and pulling Hankyung along.

Hankyung snatches two towels from the closet and tries very hard not to hurt Siwon. He’s not usually like this. He is a very patient person, very patient. He has to be because he has Heechul to deal with back in Korea. He learned to be patient long ago because there is no other way to deal with Heechul and his constant complaints over his string of boyfriends. But, being with Heechul and now dealing with Siwon have worn his patience thin. This is mostly Siwon’s fault Hankyung reasons.

It has to be Siwon’s fault. How could it not be? Hankyung gave him hints and besides he’s not the one who likes being all touchy on camera. It’s Siwon. Hankyung is a perfect angel when they go on camera. He does what he’s supposed to do, look nice and pleasant and help the others when they need him.

It’s Siwon who made the first move. It’s Siwon who can’t seem to keep his hands to himself. Siwon who is making Hankyung’s head hurt. So, in all fairness this little competition is Hankyung’s way of getting something in return. If he has to put up with Siwon being all touchy and giving nothing, then Hankyung can at least look all he wants. So, he feels no remorse when he starts stripping. He has his shirt off and has started unbuttoning his pants when he realizes that Siwon hasn’t moved.

“What is it Siwonnie?” he asks proud at the way his voice sounds almost innocent. “You don’t know how to get out of that? Do you need help?”

Siwon shakes his head and backs up a little as Hankyung takes a step forward.

“I’m okay. I can do it.”

Hankyung shrugs. “Okay, if you say so.”

He goes back to taking off his pants and has to hide his smug smile as he hears the slight hitch in Siwon’s breathing. He turns on the shower and when he turns around it’s him who has to take a deep breath. He takes his sweet time looking at all the muscles on Siwon’s shoulders, takes his sweet time running his eyes over the muscles on Siwon’s stomach and when he looks up he fully expects to meet Siwon’s eyes.

He doesn’t.

He doesn’t because Siwon is looking at him too. Hankyung watches as Siwon runs his eyes up Hankyung’s legs. He watches as Siwon’s eyes travel slowly, taking him in. His eyes meet Siwon’s and he feels a shiver run up his spine. That look, that look in Siwon’s eyes is driving him crazy.

Hankyung takes a step backwards keeping his eyes locked with Siwon’s. He steps in so that the water is hitting him and he loves the way Siwon’s eyes widen.

“Come Siwon.” He says picking up the soap and massaging it into his hair. “You don’t want to lose do you?”

Hankyung watches the way Siwon’s throat works as the other man tries to swallow and then Siwon is inside right in front of him and so close that if Hankyung so much as breathes they’ll touch.

“Han Geng.” Siwon whispers taking the soap and working it into Hankyung’s hair himself.

Hankyung takes a slow breath and tries not to jump on Siwon. The younger man is watching him with a mixture of amazement and wonder in his eyes. That look is what makes Hankyung let out the soft moan that he does. In his head all he pictures is Siwon, moving above him, that innocent look replaced by something darker as he moves, those brown eyes darkened over with desire.

The moan that comes out of Hankyung’s mouth is a lot louder this time and at any other time, if it were any other person, he might have been embarrassed. But, this is Siwon, this is Siwon and he wants this and he is going to have Siwon in bed and unraveling for him if it’s the last thing he does.

“Siwon.” Hankyung says. “Siwon stop teasing and kiss me.”

Siwon looks at him as if Hankyung just asked him to grow and extra head.

“What?”

Hankyung growls with frustration and reaches over to grab the back of Siwon’s head. He presses their lips together and the kiss is rough and wet from all the water. Hankyung feels Siwon gasp against this mouth and he doesn’t let go, he’s relentless, kissing, biting, wanting to drive his point home.

It is when Siwon has him pressed against the shower wall that he realizes that his point has been made, accepted and loved. They end up in bed somehow, tripping over things, dropping things and then there’s a problem.

“What exactly am I supposed to do?” Siwon asks looking down between Hankyung and himself. “I mean how exactly does this…work?”

Hankyung wants to cry at the unfairness of it all. He thinks twice that he should have just stuck with Heechul or Kyuhyun, but he’s here with Siwon and he does his best. He thanks the skies for Heechul because again Heechul helps him built patience and he needs a lot of that now.

“Just…”Hankyung hits a dead end.

How is he supposed to put this eloquently? He tries to think of something and in the end ends up pulling Siwon against him to kiss him and grind their hips together. He hears the hiss from Siwon and he thinks that maybe they can make this work since he has no patience. He can always come back and teach Siwon later.

He has a rhythm going and his head is spinning because he has Siwon here on top of him and it’s everything he has always wanted and imagined and he’s not going to hold on long and Siwon even less since hello Siwon doesn’t even know what to do. But, it doesn’t matter because they have later, they always have later and it’s better this way because they have to go on their show tomorrow and Hankyung needs to be able to walk and…

“Shit!” Hankyung says and all but shoves Siwon off him.

“What?” Siwon asks pulling away and inspecting Hankyung all over. “Are you hurt? Did I do something? I’m so sorry.”

“No, no,” Hankyung says reaching for Siwon again. “I was just surprised that’s all. I didn’t expect you to…you said you didn’t know what you were doing.”

Siwon buries his face in Hankyung’s neck and sucks slowly and carefully and Hankyung’s heart melts a little.

“Fuck me…” Hankyung says and stops from saying the rest of his sentence.

Siwon looks at him and places a small kiss on his cheek. “You have to tell me how.”

Hankyung all but bursts with the frustration. He flips them over and straddles Siwon, laying his hands on the muscled chest. He takes a deep breath and looks straight at Siwon.

“Watch me.” He says. “Watch carefully because you’re doing this next time.”

Siwon’s eyes widen and he nods.
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They’re on Happy Camp and Hankyung knows the question is coming. He has known since they first started talking about their showering competition.

“So who won?”

Hankyung’s mind wanders back to that shower and what happened after and he can’t answer. He looks at Siwon for help and tries to keep back the heat that is crawling up his cheeks. This is national TV and he doesn’t want to give more away.

Siwon says something about being too busy looking at Hankyung to shower properly. Hankyung meets his eyes from where he is and Siwon just grins showing off those two dimples that make Hankyung want to hit him. So much for innocent Siwon.

Hankyung glares as Siwon goes on to show exactly what his face looked like while he was watching him shower. Siwon just flashes him another smile and Hankyung vows to make him pay once they get back to the hotel.

A/N: So there we go and I don't even know. I don't know how this happened. I was sitting there and wondering what to write and then I thought oh Geng can seduce Siwon, but then I kept thinking about how innocent Siwon looks all the time and sajkhfdlskjhflkjshfdsa this happened. I don't even. It just makes me want to crawl under a rock and yeah. Well, I hope someone enjoys it =)

[identity profile] shihan-ai.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] shihan-ai.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
lol i love geng in this entire thing, he's so precious and fail XD although if i was siwon, i wouldn't need any seducing at all. i mean, come on, it's geng. naked. and wet. /mind in gutter

If I snap before we even get into that shower then you win. Hankyung thinks. If I can get you into bed wet and naked then we both win.
LOLLLLL <33

IM SORRY BUT THIS. THISSSSSS.

he should have just stuck with Heechul or Kyuhyun,
Kyuhyun
Kyuhyun

kyuhan!smut yes do want /runs off to write dirty dirty smut

sneaky not so innocent siwon....maybe geng will get back at him by having a threesome with kyuhae /is shot forever

i love you~ <3

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[identity profile] lv-brat.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
+______+ Oh maee gaawd, i will never ever be able to Happy Camp again without thinking of this XDD... and I thank you for that ^^

I bow to your awesomeness, really, this made me squee like an idiot ^^;
Working this story into an actual Sihan moment, is really making me loose grasp of reality....I love your reality soooo much more
Thank you so much for writing this, i adores you <3
and i will stop now, before i get fangirl crazy scary :P

[identity profile] sweetichigo227.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
what is wrong with me? i told myself i would never read sihan smut beacuse i love hanchul too much but here i am... I LOVE IT!!! still like hanchul better but this story was funny and cute in a weird way ><

If I snap before we even get into that shower then you win. Hankyung thinks. If I can get you into bed wet and naked then we both win. LOL! hangeng is VERY impatient today! XD

[identity profile] followurdestiny.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I love shihan as well XD this is how it definitely went XD... Lolz clueless shiwon, geng needing to teach him... Asfdghjkl ... Geng <333 and there's kyuhan coming :D looking fwd to it!

[identity profile] daidetre.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
I have a really goofy smile on my face now xD
This made me laugh and grin like an idiot.
I really really loved it ;3 Hankyung's lack of patience made me laugh.
And innocent Siwon... bless his cotton socks~
Fuck yeahhhh, happy, hot Sihan with no angsty Heechul!
We're one step closer to combatting my fear once and for all :D

Here, have some dancing Sihan to fully display my excitement, because I can't describe it eloquently enough atm.


[identity profile] ryeowook4ever.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YESS another sihan writer! there are wayyy too many sichul/hanchul fics out there in my opinion. :)

anyway, I checked out happy camp.......and whenever I see siwons face like tht I keep referring back to this fic. XDXD cute and sexy at the same time, how do u do it?

btw, do u think I can friend u? :3

[identity profile] bittersnow.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that was hot. Really, really hot :Q___. naked, wet Shihan ftw! I love Geng topping in this as a crash course for Siwon lolol

[identity profile] neko-no-hi676.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS!!!!!! HAHAHA~~~~ Well.... Ana... All I have to say to you is that you should pray REALLLLLL hard that HeeChul doesn't find this fic~~~~~~~~~~ ^^

Oh yes! And if you update a fic and I don't comment or reply, it's coz.... I'M GOIN' OVER TO MY FRIEND'S FOR A TWO DAY SLEEPOVER~~~~~~ WHOOTS! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
HAHA~ But, if I manage to hog her computer, I'll reply you~~~~ ^^

P.S. I'm surprised that I'm only leaving for her house at midnight~~~~ Oh wells~~~ CHRISTMAS IS COMING~~~~ Weather's getting colder~~~~ Be careful not to fall sick!!!!!! ^^
love ya~ Buh Bai~~~~

[identity profile] elforevereunhae.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
“Okay, so we’re going to shower and whoever gets out first pays for food and beer. I want beer. Do you want beer?”

Shower... what? *o*

He goes back to taking off his pants and has to hide his smug smile as he hears the slight hitch in Siwon’s breathing. He turns on the shower and when he turns around it’s him who has to take a deep breath. He takes his sweet time looking at all the muscles on Siwon’s shoulders, takes his sweet time running his eyes over the muscles on Siwon’s stomach and when he looks up he fully expects to meet Siwon’s eyes.

You made me want to see naked Siwon. o.O

“Come Siwon.” He says picking up the soap and massaging it into his hair. “You don’t want to lose do you?”

Yes! Come! Please!

“Han Geng.” Siwon whispers taking the soap and working it into Hankyung’s hair himself.

... O__O

The moan that comes out of Hankyung’s mouth is a lot louder this time and at any other time, if it were any other person, he might have been embarrassed. But, this is Siwon, this is Siwon and he wants this and he is going to have Siwon in bed and unraveling for him if it’s the last thing he does.

“Siwon.” Hankyung says. “Siwon stop teasing and kiss me.”


Shit, it's getting hotter here! *fans herself*

Hankyung growls with frustration and reaches over to grab the back of Siwon’s head. He presses their lips together and the kiss is rough and wet from all the water. Hankyung feels Siwon gasp against this mouth and he doesn’t let go, he’s relentless, kissing, biting, wanting to drive his point home.

It is when Siwon has him pressed against the shower wall that he realizes that his point has been made, accepted and loved. They end up in bed somehow, tripping over things, dropping things and then there’s a problem.


Excuse me, I'm going to lock myself in empty room and scream senseless. Brb.

He tries to think of something and in the end ends up pulling Siwon against him to kiss him and grind their hips together.

Fucking Fuck Yes Fucking hip grinding!
I have like huge fetish for this oh-so-fucking-hot activity!!! Besides my other fetishes...

He has a rhythm going and his head is spinning because he has Siwon here on top of him and it’s everything he has always wanted and imagined and he’s not going to hold on long and Siwon even less since hello Siwon doesn’t even know what to do. But, it doesn’t matter because they have later, they always have later and it’s better this way because they have to go on their show tomorrow and Hankyung needs to be able to walk and…

“Shit!” Hankyung says and all but shoves Siwon off him.


*mega keysmash* *hitting fist against the table* *fucking dies*

Siwon buries his face in Hankyung’s neck and sucks slowly and carefully and Hankyung’s heart melts a little.

“Fuck me…” Hankyung says and stops from saying the rest of his sentence.

Siwon looks at him and places a small kiss on his cheek. “You have to tell me how.”

Hankyung all but bursts with the frustration. He flips them over and straddles Siwon, laying his hands on the muscled chest. He takes a deep breath and looks straight at Siwon.

“Watch me.” He says. “Watch carefully because you’re doing this next time.”

Siwon’s eyes widen and he nods.


I am not horny after all this. I AM NOT HORNY!

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Fuck. Yeahhhh!

Look what you did to me! I went fucking crazy!!! *o*

Okay, I'm done for now.
*rushes to read eunhae kinky smut*

I LOVE YOU ♥

[identity profile] shining-star15.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
i love horny!Geng and not-so-innocent!Siwon lol geng had to Show him what to do--- lol Siwon fully brings it up oin the show later! that's so true to form-- they always enbarass each other on those shows--- somebody reveals something intimate and everybody laughs. god i love suju. i really do. sweet smut ficcy.

[identity profile] l-toxicated.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
a;jfdaljf;aljf!! Hope you don't mind this comment here!

The sexy SiHan! =D I applaud thee for writing it! Thank you so much! You should write more..But the most important thing is..KYUHYUN. I SPOT KYUHAN. HAHAHA. -Goes crazy- As much as I like SiHan, KyuHan takes the CAKE!! : D I see you're going to write KYUHAN. OMFG. -Worships you-

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[identity profile] aeries-amethyst.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Wooooooiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!! :O

Sihan smexiness!!!! Losing air!!!! *flails around like a penguin on crack*

You know I always wondered what really happened in that showering competition >_> thanks for the insight lol

Horny!geng an clueless!Siwon is pure win!!!! Woot Woot!!!

That was a hell of a steamy shower scene girlie >_< I had to fan myself to stop from overheating!!! :O

I am soooooooooooooo browsing your collection!!! I can never seem to decide between Sichul and Sihan!!! Today it's all Sihan bb!!! ^^

[identity profile] taeminsarangx.livejournal.com 2011-04-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG I JUST DIED O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive seen the show where you got the idea from LOOOOOL XD SOOOO HOT :P